When we got to d shoprite i started d shopping while josey followed me around. U see dat side wey them pack chocolates full,na dat side be my favourite o,i wld just walk 2 dat side,pick up pack of chocolate,examine it & say Me:mehn dis chocolate wld be so sweet,i ve tasted it b4 sha & it ws woaw.wld u like 2 ve a taste Josey:yes Me:well dat wld be next time(drop it back)not today….oboi come see josey face,she go come frown like seven days palm wine,chai dis show dey sweet me die.when i ve done it repeatedly like three times josey got mad Josey: over d past 20 minutes we had been walking d whole shop with just d orbit chewing gum u first selected.y are u being wicked nau eh Me:eh,u say? Josey:nuffin Me:better….we kept shopping till i saw a well package product like dat,i wondered what it is used for so i met one of d shop attendant & asked her,she collected d product & explained everything about d product.she ws putting on face cap so i wasnt seeing her face well.i ws abt 2 collect d product back when my car key fell down,she bent 2 help me pick it & her face cap fell off too,b4 she cld go 4 it i already picked it up.she went 4 my key,picked it bt refused 2 show her face as she stoodup looking down ward,she handed d key over 2 me while i held cap still,i dnt knw if i saw her face or not bt i heard myself shout out Me:Nancy?(people close hard & turned,staring at us.she didnt answer,she just kept looking down so i used my left hand 2 raise her head up 2 behold d face of a sobbing angel,it ws indeed nancy)nancy,its u? I ve been searching 4 u all over Nancy:i know u will dat ws y i left Me:wait a minute.josey Josey: (answers from a distance)big bro Me:shop as u like.all bill on me Josey:yeeeeee Me:cn we talk? Nancy:after work,am nt 2 be found talking while on duty Me:am taking no more chances,as 4 u work,u resigned already Nancy:but… Me:no but,y did u leave,i searched 4 u day & night,even in my dreams,u stole my heart dat very day i saw u in court and since then its been hell without u. Nancy:i fell 4 u too bt i cldnt stay,d shame of being a girlfriend 2 a cultist(capon) ws too much,i cldnt bear d pains,i jst had 2 leave Me:what happened 2 ur number? Nancy:i changed it,i knew u wld ask 4 it from isaac Me:hw did u know? Nancy:d way u were staring at me in court Man:nancy,i ve been watching u,y stand here & talk instead of working Me:who is he? Nancy:he is d manager here Manager:am talking & u are still standing Me: (nancy shivered at his shout & made 2 leave bt i held her back)with all due respect sir she has resigned & as u cn see she is nw a customer nt a worker Manager: (showed angry face)is that so? Ok then(walks away) Me:josey come & meet nancy(she didnt answer so i turned 2 check on her & guess what,josey already had four filled shopping wheels) joseeeeyy Josey: (turned to me)o big bro,all bills on u…if to say no be say i don see nancy she for collect slap tire like in MY FATHER MY WORST ENEMY,as that chidi papa take dey slap them but i just force out smile Me:come meet nancy Josey: oh u found her?…she rushed 2 us Josey:woaw,she is worth d sleepless nights u had & fire u almost caused at home Nancy:hahaha,funny girl Me:if i render u back hand slap eh well nancy meet my genius of a kid sister josey,josey meet d love of my life nancy…they exchange pleasantries Josey:so bro it means what i ve shopped its not enough so aunty nancy c’mon lets shop more,all bills on him All:hahahahaha… After d shopping i paid 4 everything,some of d shop attendants helpped us pack them 2 my car boot,i cld tell they were happy 4 nancy as they waved her goodbye. We got home,i drove in,came down,held my princess hand & led her inside with josey following behind after packing some of d goodies in d boot,i opened d parlour door & everybody turned,behold isaac & his girl.as d girl follow turn i shock,she is that same girl i saw in my dream bt i cn see d family accepted her,that means there ws no intimacy between her & father Observer:woaw nancy,where ve u been Me: (smile)i finally found her,all thanks to josey & her shoprite demand Step Mum:woaw my two sons met angels Dad:u see dis boys,they ve big eyes.nancy come over here & join us….d family merried,that was one of d happies day of my life.3 years later i got married to nancy & isaac married stella,d wonderful thing is that we got married same day,same church & same venue.as for d police IPO i learnt he was dismissed from work.oboi honey moon mood activated so see u later.no no no,thank u very much bt u cnt join me in my honey moon & be warned,if i dare see u knock for my door during dis honey moon period,i wld show u y i am called sky lolz i remain Daniel Kybee . SAY NO TO CULTISM!! THE END. Story owned by Luxguy