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Segun and I went inside my room, we began to discuss.
ME: sege, that babe tight ooooo
SEGUN: tight as how?
ME: I mean the hole still tight
SEGUN: ***hissed***, I thought you meant “she is fine”
ME: but she fine small oooo
SEGUN: na true, pass bimpe sebi?
ME: ***got furious**** for where?, she no even reach half of bimpe’s standard **** argument continues***
SEGE: ****counter argument*** she fine pass bimpe, she get burst pass bimpe.
ME: “lailai” this one wey get pimples?, for where?………..
SEGE: ***pats me on the laps****, onihaxy my guy, I just wanted to hear what you would say. I know still like this your bimpe.
ME: hmmmmmmmm
SEGE: its very obvious, if it could be possible, I know you can reconcile with her again.
ME: no be so jaree. Kemi no just fine reach bimpe.
SEGE: onihaxy onihaxy!!!, “oko bimpe”
ME: you no well
SEGE: just go and do HIV test, you hear?
ME: let’s put that aside jare, how is tomorrow
going to be?
SEGE: **** re-adjusted sitting position***, onihaxy, I dey reason something
ME: what is that?
SEGE: let’s forget about any show tomorrow.
ME: why?
SEGE: there is nothing to defend yourself with.
ME: how?
SEGE: by now, she believed I must have returned from bank and the money must have been ready.
ME: so?
SEGE: what would be your excuse for not taking her out tomorrow?
ME: ***hmmmmmmmm** and you have points oooooo. So what do I do now?
SEGE: sebi you don Bleep her today, that one don reach, just excuse her for tomorrow.
ME: give me an idea to use
SEGE: ******thoughts for a while*****. You know what?
ME: what?
SEGE: just call her this night and tell her that your boss called you to come to work tomorrow morning but you will leave on time so as to have the chance to take her out.
ME: it doesn’t make any sense, she would still be expecting an outing.
SEGE: chai, you no get any sense at all.
ME: oya borrow me senses jaree
SEGE: when its tomorrow morning, you will keep on calling her at intervals telling her to give you little more time and that you would soon be through. You would keep posting her until the time is gone and spoilt.
ME: ***shake hands with segun***, sege baba.
Chaii, I never reasoned to that instance sha. You too get sense.
SeGE: you no well ni. I told you, girls don’t scam me, na me dey scam girls.
ME: sege baba ***hails**
SEGE: “oko bimpe, oko kemi”….
Segun and I had more discussions until he left for his house. I saw him off and came back inside my room to call kemi as instructed by segun.
ME: hello love.
KEMI: hi dear, you couldn’t even call me since morning
ME: I’m so sorry dear.
KEMI: no problem, is bro segun back
ME: ****silent****** hello, I can’t hear you.
KEMI: I said “is bro segun back”?,
ME: ** stammered**, not yet, but he called me just now that he is on his way coming
KEMI: ok, so tomorrow, I would come in the morning, and please I want to return early because today, my family members were insulting me for going out. So I’m sneaking out tomorrow.
ME: dear, errrrrhmmmmm. There is a little problem
KEMI: what is that dear?
ME: my boss just called that I should come to work tomorrow morning for some assignment.
KEMI: haaaaa.
ME: don’t worry dear, I would leave there on time so as to have time with you.
KEMI: ok, where is your office located?
ME: oba adeshida road.
KEMI: no problem, I would come and meet you at work tomorrow and we would go for the shopping directly from there?
ME: *******yeeee, I don jam****, ok dear
KEMI: and if you weren’t able to finish your work ontime. I would collect the money from you when I meet you at work tomorrow and then do the shoppings on my own
ME: ****** I don enter am*** ok love
KEMI: alright dear
ME: good night ****hanged up****
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